disclaimer: a) we all make mistakes b) dj low key is my mans and im not mad at him c) please dont leave a “i told you so/shoulda known better” comment cause that dont help! sucka!
sometime last tour, around march or something like that while driving to another city: “yo low key! we need to come out again for your birthday bash! hook or crook! by any means! make it happen!”-donwill
“hell yeah!” me and ilyas
wednesday june 18th 10:30pm: “yea man i dont know about going to denver anymore its last minute and we dont have flights yet. il aint even going anymore”-me, don, and che grand
“im the smartest man alive right now”-ilyas
thursday june 19th 3:00pm: “YEAH MAN DON AND I ARE GOING ON BUDDY PASSES YO! OUT FLIGHT LEAVE 8AM! WE GONNA MEET YOU THERE CHE! YOURE ON A DIFFERENT FLIGHT FROM NEWARK!”-me
“:-( man i dont want to fly out alone from newark thats wack”-che
“ITS ALL GOOD WE’LL MEET YOU WHEN YOU GET IN FAMS! WE’LL KEEP THE BEERS COLD HAHA!”-me
friday june 20th 7:00am: (after being mollested by airport security) “im sorry you guys are flying standby and there is no room on this flight. come back at 5:30.”-desk clerk at frontier airlines (yo FUCK frontier airlines. no offense gary)
9:00am on the way back home: “yo i dont even want to go anymore man…fuck it yo im going to hip hop karaoke or something”-me
“word”-don
11:00am: “yeah spec we were standby…forget all that man if its this hard going we’re gonna mess around and miss the show monday! we cant miss that!!”-me
6:00pm after getting some rest, and ironically waking up restless: “yo….theres a flight at 11:30. wanna go to denver? fuck it lets roll!!!!”
sunday june 22nd 10am
11:30pm: (after being mollested by airport security again) “sorry but the flight has been delayed due to a flat tire”
1:00am: we finally get on the plane
3:00am mountain time (aka 5am on my EST body clock): “LOW KEY WE HATE YOU! FRONTIER IS GARBAGE!! YALL HAD A GOOD NIGHT AT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY? OH RLY?”-me
sunday june 22nd 10:00am: “so what time is the flight? im saying we’re standby who is flying out to ny from denver at 12:30am anyways? lets catch that one.
10:00am-10:30pm: time spent in denver just chilling. aka bullshitting like we didnt have to get back home. che was also smart enough to leave sunday afternoon.
monday june 23rd 12:35am: (after being mollested by airport security AGAIN) “yo low key can you come back to the airport? yea man this joint was full we couldnt get on”-me
monday june 23rd 10:40 am: (after being mollested by airport security AGAIN!!! YO TIP FUCK IS WE DOING THIS FOR?? *KNOCKS SHIT OVER* (c) busta)”yea low key we couldnt get on that one either, but thats cool the 3 o’clock one has 19 open seats. we’re in!”-me
monday june 23rd noon: “yeah low key those 19 open seats are gone. and all the flights are booked full til like wednesday night. damn i guess we’re moving to denver”-me
12:01: “yo (the label)!!! we are stuck in denver! can you help us get home?!?!!? theres tickets for $225 with a cincinnati layover!”-don and i
so the tickets go from $225 to $770 in 5 minutes. aka we’re back to being stuck in denver. but in another half hour Dom (the label!) kept checking and they went back down to like 400 dollars. so they get those. but THATS OUTTA OUR POCKETS! that wasnt no label shit that was a personal favor on the side. label had nothing to do with us goin to denver.
you know what this story is heartbreaking so ima cut to the point…we get to cincinnati for the connecting flight, find out its been pushed back to 11pm…and we have to go on stage by midnight so we cant do that. we beg them to let us catch a delayed flight to newark airport so we can get there by 11 and haul ass to the knitting factory (path train to WTC…knitting factory isnt that far away from the WTC (ground zero))
we did just that…so 800 dollars, 6 tickets, 2 airlines, a cab, a path train ride, and 4 states later, we arrive at the knitting factory at 12:30am. only to see spec out front saying “yea man they just shut the show down…this club closes at 12:30 on monday”
man i have been to the knitting factory and seen shows START at 1am. ever been to a beat society there? dude you can go straight to breakfast afterwards.
so long story short the lesson learned is dont fuck with buddy passes when you have to be somewhere important. or just dont fuck with buddy passes at all. yeah, dont fuck with buddy passes at all.
its 2:43 am and im still disappointed and mad as hell.
if you say “shoulda known better” im not your friend anymore. serious.
should’ve went to karaoke man. we wouldve had two shows this weekend!