…has to be one of the nastiest places in the world. its rediculous. the windows bolted shut, stains all over the carpet, some on the sheets, burns on the comforter, humid smelling rooms with sometimes moist (yes, moist. as in not fully dry out the dryer) sheets and towels (towels!?!!?!!!!). the one tonight smells like bad breath manifested into a full room. we are staying in someones filthy mouth. I’m straight up posting this from the van. I’m sleeping here tonight, damn that nasty ass room. yo I don’t know what happened tonight but its officially the countdown to the end of this tour…I might get back on my gabe tour “find someone to stay with” shit fuckin with these motel (triple) 6’s.
shows left: mineapolis, omaha, boulder (got somewhere to stay there), salt lake, lake tahoe…4 outta 5 possible bad motel 6’s. tonight was hands down the worst one though. the one in london ontario wasn’t bad. the one in new orleans was actually cool, this is hands down top 3 worst. one had big ass bugs, one was the OG moist sheets room, and this disaster area tonight in Wisconsin.
we reserved all of these trying to keep low overhead. you get what you paid for!
wish me luck with that shower in the morning. there was hair on the bathroom floor that doesn’t belong to any member of tanya morgan.
fucking motel 6. sigh.
that’s just naaaaaaasty!
“there was hair on the bathroom floor that doesn’t belong to any member of tanya morgan.”
…LMFAO!
flip flops, my dude! flip flops and lysol spray….vinegar & water….incense….jesus
YUCK.
sounds like some prostitute snuck into your room before you got there, had an orgy with the hallitosis convention heads and ducked out, early.
ditto Aeon. thats a classic. so gross…..
For future reference, all Motel 6s should never be an option. Try La Quinta. Or hotels.com. Sheeit. Hostels are better than Motel 6s. That’s really all ya’ll need anyways.
oh we in the laquinta CHILLING right now. the motel 6 last night was iight, it was clean. but f*ck motel 6 we doing the laquinta from now on. i mean, we usually stay in nice hotels…on our old tours we would stay with friends and nice hotels but this time we said all hotel and thought motel 6 would be a good choice…WRONG! WRONG! the thing is we arent in the rooms a lot usually so we didnt think it would matter.
we stayed in a really nice spot in toronto though.
OMG @ the hair!
THANK GOD y’all got the fk outta there.
This reminds me of a business trip in the middle of Wherethefuckameye, Missouri where some dude opened fire in a church down the street from our hotel (greeeeaaat.). When we looked in the little window to their “fitness center”, we saw a room that was infested with crickets, the size of NYC cockroaches. I slept with one eye open that night.
That may have been a motel 6. I can’t remember. The trauma forced me to forget that shit.
*vomit*
I’ll sleep in the whip before staying in a nasty-ass motel room.
Uh…did they at least leave the light on?
So Ashton Kutcher never jumped out of the closet. . ? That sounds uber nasty.