tommorrows my birthday.
11-11-81!
a list of what i want:
1) an empty white room with this button in the middle of the room.
2) a real doll thats painted like the “low end theory” girl
3) everyone to download “the further adventures of von pea“
4) everyone with a blog to post the link to “the further adventures of von pea” on their blog
5) a special made iphone made to look like the cell phone special ed had in the “on a mission” video
6) a lapdance from rae don chong
7) mofos to stop sending me beats
8) “hardcore gentlemen” on a cd 15 times (inside joke)
9) about 55 more birthdays
10) the same exact cake ive been getting for the past 27 years (spoiled mommas boy)
im not doing anything special, other than getting #1 off of layaway, so if anyones looking for me, ill be in the room pushing the blue button.
November 10, 2008 at 5:10 am
Happy Born Day- All the way from the Uk. how long do i have to keep pressing the blue button until something else happens?
November 10, 2008 at 2:38 pm
i LOVE that button. i’ma buy one for Peanut.
November 10, 2008 at 2:58 pm
haha, i cant stop pushing that button…
for your birthday, i’ll get you number 3 and i’ll make some calls regarding number 5 and 6.
later.
November 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
how about cassie over verbal intercourse…oh nevermind…
i need one of those buttons with the looney tunes horn. womp womp waaaah.
November 10, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Sup? Happy early B-Day mayne (just turned 20 a few days back… Scorpio’s know what’s up). Just stopped in to say what’s up and ask for info on how to get an interview with you. Maybe I’m blind but I couldn’t find an e-mail address to send this too, but it’d be much appreciated if you could get back at us at wevegotthejazzblog@gmail.com.
(p.s. we’ll have your new mixtape up soon, happy b-day again).
November 10, 2008 at 7:20 pm
happy early bday Von.
I’ll get you # 3 and [hopefully, time permitting] 4, and I totally hear you on #7 and #10.
Here’s to another successful 365.25 day cycle of your life.
November 10, 2008 at 8:26 pm
3 and 4 shall be done, bruh.
Happy Birthday!
November 10, 2008 at 10:32 pm
im sampling the button!!
November 10, 2008 at 10:59 pm
happy b day pea.
November 11, 2008 at 12:21 am
#6 pretend she is moving(best i could do)
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Rae%20Dawn%20Chong%20Nude%2011%20-%20Boca.jpg
*dont click if you dont like naked (t)bitties not wearing sneakers*
happy birthday
November 11, 2008 at 1:53 am
[...] 1/4th of the final four. available today, Von Pea’s birthday. [...]
November 11, 2008 at 2:01 am
[...] Tanya Morgan’s own Von Pea drops the dope “The Further Adventures Of Von Pea” featuring production from Madlib (Further Adventures of Lord Quas)…. Anyways, happy B-Day to Von Pea and be sure to check out the mixtape! The official tracklisting is posted up after the JUMP! Oh and check what he wanted for his Birthday! [...]
November 11, 2008 at 5:32 am
i needed that button in my life.
November 11, 2008 at 10:48 am
Got u on #4.
AND I’m gonna make you a “low end theory” girl from the mini-babybel cheese wax wrapper. (My new art project…)
;-)
November 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm
have a safe b-day von