Archive | July 2009

thank you hiero, thank you tongues, thank you lessondary!

now only to take that inspiration and turn it into energy…

its 5am and i have a long ass day ahead of me. what am i thinking? no really, what the hell am i thinking? i have 2 very important interviews, my people are visiting from out of town, and theres this dope painter in town i wanted to check out their exhibit. all this starts in about 5 hours and ends like…10? who knows. back to that inspiration.

some of my heroes are still dope as hell. while you didnt know who i was when i was 18 like you knew them…i’m 27. though i was around before that, i count von sees as my official introduction. 2004. i promised yall 2014. lets do some math…its 2009. im halfway into that contract. lol…at this rate im retiring on yall mofos then! sike….maybe. nah…but you never know. nah…um…

maybe in 2014 ill do “von saw” b/w “second date”…nicolay start working on that! ha!

July 26, 2009

in finding my mind

this was a damn shame.

looking back? SMH. this was a damn shame. lol…ridiculous.

im sure this was someones jam…NO! CUT IT OUT! so youre telling me laura could do this niggas dance step for step but not give him no play?

did they really break into a DANCE? whens the last time you been to a party…and theres a nerd kid that sets the party off…with his own dance and song to accompany the dance? like really? word? lmao…foolish. and i went right to school the next day singing it so it worked.

wait…this post isnt over. reasons why family matters was dumb:

eddie winslow was like, a star athlete in school but was a virgin that lied on his d**k. fast eddie? oh word? since when the star athlete cant get no skins? (yeah i said skins)

steve would change his damn dna for laura and turn into stephon, but didnt want to hit off myra munkhouse? have you seen fine ass myra munkhouse with those big ass pretty eyes? (rest in peace) and you sweating laura?

so the other daughter just gonna go upstairs one day and never come back down?

why was the grandmoms always sitting in the kitchen?

who was richies father???????

wasnt harriet working the elevator on perfect strangers? where did she work once they got a regular elevator?

what kind of attention whore lets a guy become a friend of the family for over 10 years while flirting with her to no success every damn day?

waldo geraldo faldo? okay, thats hilarious. nevermind.

THEY REPLACED HARRIET IN LIKE THE LAST 6 EPISODES!?!?!?

and i just read on wikipedia urkel went to space in the last episode.

July 25, 2009

in legendary niggas

Rocksteady!

im BEYOND late with this, forgive me.

July 25, 2009

in naked bitties in sneakers

YES! LORD YES!

i will never rap about sex again. from now on any sexual lines will be replaced by food lines. dead serious. yo yo my rhymes is so ill, eating shrimp with a big girl finer than jill, uh uh yo, i got mad rhymes, me and this fine chick eating chicken with thyme, YEAH”